Types of RPs I like to do:
- Celly and Friends
- Total Drama
- Fairy Tales
- Little Girls (sounds pedophilic, I know. )
RPs I won't do:
- Male Inflations
- Provocative Content (sex, rape, nudity, severe swearing, etc.)
Sky: Bloated All Season Episode 4.5
Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write (Sky: Bloated All Season Episode 4.5)
Episode 7.5: Hot Belly Springs
Written by Owlknight645 and TDThomasFan725
(The episode starts with the final 8 sitting in the hot spring as their consolation prize for not finishing the last challenge. Sky however is not seen sitting with the others.)
Ella: (Relaxed) Ooh, the warm water is so soothing on my belly. (She rubs it)
Jasmine: Mine too! I’m still a little confused on how a simple bite could make my belly swell up. It must have been one of those gophers that did it.
Scarlett: Hmm, Amy’s got big by a poisonous apple, Sky’s by consuming a jug of mineral water, Ella’s from being fed so much fruit, and now Jasmine’s from a bite on the leg. This really is weird; especially the last one since everyone else was affected by eating something.
Shawn: Sammy’s was the only one that never grew. I don’t count Sugar because she’s alrea
Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write (Sky Bloated All Season Episode 3)
Episode 6: Mo Monkeys, Mo Problems
Written by Dragonus-Prime and squishlover42
(the episode begins with Sky, all by herself, sitting on a rock. Sky sighs to herself, giving her stomach a few gentle pats before it starts growling at her like usual. Sugar arrives and sits next to Sky.)
Sugar: I can smell that big brain o' yours workin'! C'mon, tell Big Sugar what's on your mind.
Sky: Well... It's just... Do you think there's anything going on between Ella and Dave?
Sugar: Not a chance.
Sugar: Not with Ella rockin' that pooch of a pot belly. Dave told me straight up that he's never liked ANY girls packing on some extra baggage, know what I'm sayin'? (Sugar pats her own stomach before resting a hand on Sky's)
Sky: (concerned) You don't really think that, do you?
Sugar: Why do you think Dave hasn't done any moves on you, huh?
(Sky looks down)
Sugar: Face it, Sky. With a belly that big, Dave's only reason to flirt with you is to get farther in the game. I even saw him do the same thing to Samey just before ya left.
Sky: Really? Since when?
Sugar: Ain't hard to figure out, hun. The moment you left to go forge for some berries, Dave started to put the moves on our newest chubby teammate! Gotta make sure to have as many alliances as he can, after all. Clever fella, that Dave.
Sky: Huh, I better look into that later...
Sugar: Why bother? You call him out, he's only gonna tell you what you wanna hear. Maybe he's just not worth it.
(Sugar gets up and walks away.)
Sugar: Just food for thought. Do what you want.
Sugar: Yeah. That was a heap o' lies. But with the teams mergin' soon, I can't be havin' any alliances against little ol' me. The less those two get to huggin' and kissin', the better.
(cuts to the woods as Ella walks on, her belly is now the same size as Sky's since the last challenge)
Ella: (hums a happy song as birds flock around her, uninterrupted for the first time in a while)
(cut to Ella's confessional)
Ella: I'm glad to be able to sing again, I guess I should watch how much I eat for now on. (rubs her belly)
(Ella finds Sugar, who is sitting by a picnic full of food)
Ella: Sugar? What's this?
Sugar: Ain't this peachy? Good ol' Dave made a picnic just for us girls! He said to enjoy ourselves then headed right off!
(cut to Dave, who is stuck in a log)
Dave: Hello? Anybody there? Who hit me, anyway?
(cut back to the picnic)
Sugar: You want a bite, Ella? There's plenty to go around!
Ella: Um... I really don't know...
Sugar: Still sore about the last challenge, huh? Don't blame ya.
Ella: I just think it'd be best if I watched my diet from now on is all.
Sugar: Don't let that keep you down. I mean, look at me. I'm bigger than all of y'all and I can still hold my own, right? Whaddaya say?
Ella: Well... (picks up an apple) I think I'll be fine with this. Thanks for your concern though. (walks away)
Sugar: So then you're just gonna leave me here to have this all alone?
(Ella stops and turns her head towards the picnic, feeling guilty)
Sugar: Hook, line, and sinker.
(cuts to Sky walking back to the when she sees Dave stuck in a log)
Sky: Dave? Dave, is that you?
Dave: Sky? Look, this sounds stupid, but I really don't know how I got here... could you help me out, please?
Sky: Hang on. (grabs Dave's legs and pulls)
Dave: Ow, ow, ow, ow! (Sky breaks him free)
(the two fall backward and Dave lands face first onto Sky's gut)
Sky: (blushes) Oh... wow. I, uh...
(Sky burps so hard that Dave flies off of her belly and lands back-first in front of her.)
Dave: You okay?
Sky: I'm fine, but what about you?
Dave: A little sore, but I'll be alright. (pats her belly)
Sky: (blushes again) Well... okay, maybe we should go and find the others or something.
Dave: That's probably a good idea. (gets up and helps Sky up) Now, come on. I have a surprise waiting just for the two of us.
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Hey teams! Proceed to the meeting area, it's time for me to laugh at your pain!
Sky: Come on, Dave! Let's go!
Dave: Coming! *sighs*
Dave: Looks like the picnic plan failed. By the time the challenge is over some hungry animal will have probably eaten everything. Or... maybe three hungry animals. Yeah, that sounds about right; that was a LOT of fruit.
(cuts to Sky's confessional)
Sky: Was Sugar really serious about Dave playing me? He still seems so sweet and caring... whatever. Right now, it's challenge time!
(cuts to the meeting area)
(Sky, Dave and Sugar are sitting on the log already. Ella walks over dizzily, metaphorically drunk off of food, and sits on the log next to Sky)
Sky: (concerned) Ella? Are you alright?
Ella: I'm fine... I just... had a little too much to eat this morning again.
Sky: Ohh, you poor thing. *pats Ella's stomach with both hands* ...is your stomach just as...?
(Sky lifts Ella's gut with her hands and drops it, letting it bounce on its own as Sky stares at it with an invested look on her face, grinning just slightly)
Ella: (oblivious) Just as what?
Sky: (snaps out of it) Uhh, round as yesterday? (stops Ella's belly from bouncing)
Sky: I'm so confused. Do I want Ella to get better, or am I that distracted because I find her figure... entertaining? Is that the word? Oh, I'm probably looking seriously hypocritical right now.
(cut to meeting area)
Ella: Well, I suppose it isn't AS big, but it is cutting it rather close. Thank you for your concerns, Sky.
Sky: You're welcome. (pats Ella's belly)
(cuts to Ella's confessional)
Ella: I really must learn to restrain myself from here on in! Any more gluttony could keep me from singing at my fullest!
(cuts to a close-up of Ella's belly as it rumbles)
Sky: (rubs her belly)
(Ella smiles sheepishly, Shawn enters the meeting area)
Shawn: Hey guys, what'd I miss?
Sky: Ella's not feeling well today...
Shawn: (his eyes widen) I can tell. Sorry.
Ella: It's alright. I just need to-
(Chris sounds his air horn)
Chris: Okay, campers. Social time is over. (Clears throat) OK, now that everyone is here, it’s time to announce today’s challenge. I call it “Snack Attack!” (He shows off a vending machine) Your challenge is to get (holds up two gold coins) these coins into the machine; one coin per team. Inside this vending machine is your special meal for tonight.
(The bellies of Sky, Ella, Amy and Sugar all start growling at once. Amy glares at her angrily, Ella covers her mouth and blushes, Sky puts both hands on hers nervously, and Sugar licks her lips.)
Chris: Huh, I see the ladies seem interested. Anyways, before you all ask, there's also a catch. Each of these coins will be held by one of these monkeys. (he tosses them at each of the monkeys as they run away.) So, a quick reminder, figure out how you are going to get the coin from your monkey and into the machine for the win. (He hears someone hit the machine; Sugar) Sugar, back away from the machine.
(Sugar slides down the machine until she hits the ground. Shawn grabs her by the arm and drags her along towards the rest of his team.)
Dave: Don't worry, I’ve got a secret weapon. (Sky and Shawn look excitedly as he pulls out a banana)
Chris: Aaaaand... go! (Sounds his air horn)
(Everyone runs into the woods while Ella walks slowly)
Chris: Having trouble there, Princess Slowpoke? (chuckles)
(Samey looks back and sees that Ella's having trouble walking)
Samey: (walks over to Ella) Need any help there?
Ella: Oh? ...well, would you? I really wouldn't want to trouble you.
Samey: (puts Ella's arm over her shoulders) It's alright, just trying to help the team.
Ella: (smiles) Thank you.
(cuts to Samey's confessional)
Samey: This is fantastic! I'm finally starting to make some real friends. I mean... Jasmine was nice and all, and I still love her to bits, but Ella's, like, the nicest girl on the planet, and everyone else is really cool too, and they all actually WANT to be friends with ME! I couldn't be happier! (squeals happily)
(cut to Dave, Shawn, Sky and Sugar trying to catch the monkey. It dodges Sugar's belly-flop, landing her in the water, and runs away from the three in a state of panic. Samey and Ella walk in.)
Ella: Hello, everyone. What did we...?
(The monkey throws the coin away, frightened. As Samey tries to catch it, she misses and it lands in Ella's open mouth, causing Ella to swallow the coin.)
Everyone else besides Ella: No!
Ella: (sheepishly) Oops...
Sky: *sighs* It's okay, it's okay. We just need Ella to... get it back out somehow. Guys, any ideas?
Ella: (looks down and puts both hands on her stomach nervously)
Sugar: I got a plan! But it ain't gonna be pretty.
Sky: What is it?
Sugar: Remember when Chris gave us some dish soap as a reward for one of our challenges?
Shawn: Yeah, I remember... only because that reward was stupid since we don't have any dishes to wash!
Sugar: (takes a bottle out of her shirt) Well, I think it's time we put that stuff to good use.
(The rest of Team Maskwak looks at each other with concern.)
(The shot cuts to Sugar feeding Ella the bottle, having her suck on its cap like a baby)
Dave: You sure this is going to work?
Sugar: This could work in a lotta ways. Trust me, I drank this stuff all the time as a kid, it's harmless! ...mostly. The worst thing that could happen is she might puff up like a parade balloon or something.
(With the bottle emptied, Sugar throws it aside and gives Ella some space. She turns a sickly green and rubs her stomach in pain for a bit.)
Ella: Oooh... I don't feel so good.
(her cheeks puff up as she keeps her mouth closed until she finally... burps out a single bubble. She covers her mouth, surprised and confused)
Sky: It didn't work.
Sugar: (grins) Her gut probably needs a good shake. Sky, you've got the strongest arms. You do it.
Sky: Alright... Here it goes. (grabs Ella's belly and shakes it like a soda bottle)
(Ella and Sky both blush as her belly starts to swell up. Ella's cheeks puff up again.)
(cut to Sky's confessional)
Sky: I feel kinda bad doing this to poor Ella, even after all she's been through today.
(cut to Ella's confessional)
Ella: (with a slightly bigger belly) I believe I understand what Sugar is trying to do. I saw it in a fairy tale film once. Sometimes when bubbles come out of your mouth, whatever you swallow can come out INSIDE the bubble! ...however, I'm not too sure if that can really happen or... (Ella hiccups; several bubbles fly out, and one of them contains the coin) ...ooh! Ooh, there it is! There it-
(Ella stumbles and falls back-first on the toilet seat. The bubble pops and the coin containing it falls back into Ella's mouth. She swallows it.)
Ella: ...oh dear.
(Sky continues to shake up Ella's belly; eventually, she stops as it swelled up more and more, and (to Sky's secret delight), Ella's gut bounces on its own from the momentum as the singing princess starts to feel even sicker.)
Shawn: I think she's gonna blow!
(Ella belches out a swarm of bubbles across the forest. After several seconds, Ella lets out one last, strong belch, the bubble that came out contains the coin. Ella falls flat on her back.)
(cuts to Sugar's confessional)
Sugar: Yes! She did it! And she put off a good show too if ah dare say so myself.
(cuts to Sky's confessional)
Sky: I will admit that it helped out a lot, but I hope that didn’t cost us too much time.
(cuts to Shawn's confessional)
Shawn: ...that... was so... cool!
(cuts to Dave’s confessional)
Dave: Wow… That was.. kinda impressive.
(cuts to Ella's confessional)
Ella: I feel like my insides just went through a car wash... (burps out a bubble) ...if I didn't feel so ill, that would probably make a good song. (falls flat on her back)
(cut to the forest. Sky walks over and tries to shake Ella (and her stomach) awake)
Sky: Ella! Are you alright?
Samey: Way to take one for the team, Ella. Not everyone would have done what you did.
Dave: You mean swallow the thing we were supposed to bring back to Chris.
Samey: ...not my point.
Ella: Thanks everyone....
Sky and Samey pick Ella up by the shoulders. Sky puts her hand on Ella's belly for support.)
Sky: Okay guys, we got the coin! Let's go!
(the team quickly head back to the vending machine, they soon overhear Team Kinosewak running back)
Jasmine: Max, I swear if your trap costs us the game, you're headed home tonight!
Max: True evil will never see defeat through such trivial manners! Besides, at least the round one's bulk set us free!
Amy: Don't talk to me!
Sky: Sugar, hurry and get the coin in!
Sugar: I'm on it! (aims the coin at the vending machine and throws it. It thankfully manages to get into the slot inches before Jasmine can put her team's coin in)
(Team Maskwak cheers)
Chris: And Waneyihtam Maskwak wins! Kinosewaks, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony tonight!
(Amy glares at her teammates)
(cuts to a confessional with Amy)
Amy: I can't believe this team actually got WORSE since I was gone. Like, who here actually pulls their weight? (lifts up her belly ironically) I know I do! ...ugh! (slaps her gut in frustration) Ow! (clutches her belly)
(cuts to elimination ceremony)
Chris: First of all, before I get to counting up the votes, I would like to say congrats to Maskwak for an outstanding accomplishment today. Not only did you use one of your prizes to help in today’s challenge, you also put an awesome display back there. Also, princess's massive belches did make an awesome bubble cloud. (chuckles)
(Ella blushes in embarrassment)
Chris: Anyway, if you still wanna help the team, I might suggest you hold your breath for 10 seconds or eat some more honey. It'll help, seriously. Anyways, onto the vote! The following players are safe...
(Chris tosses a marshmallow to each of the safe players)
Chris: Jasmine... Scarlett...
(Jasmine and Scarlett catch their marshmallows)
Chris: ...Amy... (Amy's marshmallow lands in her belly button, as she struggles to try and get it out)
(Soon, it came down between Topher and Max)
Chris: And the contestant with the most votes goes to... Max.
Max: What?! REVENGE!!!
Chris: Buuut, Max will NOT be going home tonight!
The rest of Team Kinosewak: WHAT?!
Chris: Topher... I believe you have something that belongs to me.
Chris: (as Topher gives back his phone) It's one thing when you impersonate as your idol. But when you start taking and using your idol's personal stuff, that's a big N-O, so... good ol' wannabe here's taking the cannon for doing just that.
Topher: Huh... wha? B-but I had this plan all neatly sorted, and... and... and...
Chris: (grins) Oh yeah, you told that to someone earlier on my phone. (puts on a fake beard, sunglasses and vacation hat and speaks in a gruff accent) Recognize this face?
Topher: (shocked) Huh?! You? No. I-it can’t be!
Chris: (normally) Here’s a lesson for you. When it comes to showbiz, never play a playa! (chuckles as he removes the disguise) I knew he would snatch my phone the whole challenge.
Chef: How’d ya know he was calling the producers?
Chris: It’s what I would’ve done.
Chef: (confused) But why the sunglasses and mustache? He couldn’t even see you!
Chris: (unimpressed) Dude, it’s called getting into character.
Topher: (speaking complete babble and points at random directions before snapping out of it by he’s in the cannon)
Chris: You got a lot to learn kid.
Topher: Well, I may not have been able to take over this show, but I might host in another one. Besides, I heard that your producers are working on a new show called the Ridon- (cannon fires)
Chris: (as Topher is sent flying) Spoilers, kid. (chuckles) Anyway, I’m glad I won't be hosting that one. (turns to the audience) Well, another camper down, a lot more to go. How will Kinosewak bounce back in the next challenge? Will Amy maintain her newfound friendship? And what secrets lay hidden in Sky's mineral water? All this and more will eventually show itself right here, next time. On Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!